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I need to go buy a new PS2 controller.

@#$&@!.

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The little Tasmanian Devil ate halfway through mine. I tried to play MGS2 and he just RUNS AROUND IN FRICKING CIRCLES and none of the buttons work.

At least it didn't throw up on the floor again.
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P.S. I choose to willfully ignore every single 'chocolate' joke I suffered through yesterday.

Screw you guys.

And screw you harder for not sharing any. :|

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IT'S EATING EVERYTHING.

And it clawed me in the face.

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Since Kamio's a gimp now, we should get together and have a gaming tourney in his room this weekend.

Okay, about the volcano thing?

I was only kidding, I swear.

I didn't mean it literally.

I'm sick of homework and I'm going to the Pet Store to look at kittens.

I WILL ACCEPT OFFERS OF COMPANIONSHIP if said companions do not run around like crack monkeys and tap on the glass and ask if they can watch the snakes eating live mice.

THIS MEANS YOU AKAYA.

P.S. Cold weather still sucks. Why haven't you people invented magical personal heating devices yet? You've invented everything else.

P.P.S. Speaking of things you've invented... This is really @%&#$%ing disturbing.

Who wants to watch me slide around on my ass like an idiot go ice skating?

If you guys think earthquakes are fun, you should try volcanoes.

No, really.

You know what I want right now?

Yes.

And it's still too damn cold, here.

Ok, seriously. I'm not dead.

I hate the cold. I had to practically drag myself from the paleolithic GLACIER that I swear is amassing in my room, just to get to the keyboard.

I was drinking coffee to stay warm, but when someone mistakenly thought I was having a seizure in passing, and all my homework papers were covered with coffee spills, I figured it was a good idea to scale back on the caffeine.

Damnit, I miss Brazil sometimes.

I need to go buy an eskimo parka or something. Jesus. I should be used to the seasonal weather shifts by now. Maybe I'm cold-blooded. Like a lizard.

Everyone ignores my ideas anyway, but I think we should have a tropical-themed party before Christmas OR FOR MY BIRTHDAY. HINT. HINT. HINT. Oh, who am I kidding. Bunta's going to put frosting on my head and everyone else will treat me like a pinata. I think I'd be sad to deviate from the usual. It's not a birthday until I bruise.

If we do, I'm not making bananas again. At least pineapples aren't phallic.

The fuck?

Who haxx0r3d my icon?



This really isn't funny.

I wonder what would happen if I really looked like that.

EDIT: Oh, and any FAIYAAfox jokes, and you can go to Hell. :)

GOD I HATE JAPANESE SOMETIMES.

You all write chicken-scratch. I could come up with a more readable form of written language if I stuck a pencil up my butt and squatted over some paper.

P.S. Akaya, if you ninja-swap my cellphone ringtone to 'bananaphone' one more time, I'm going to eat you.

I'm never eating bananas again.

So, someone had the genius idea of dressing me up in a sheet painted to look like a candy bar wrapper.

No, really.

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NO IT IS NOT A RICKROLL I WOULD NOT DO THAT TO YOU GUYS. Seriously.

I went to the drugstore to buy rolls of gauze bandages and antiseptic spray. The salesclerk looked at me weird.

For once, it wasn't because I'm a foreigner.

If nobody gets burned beyond recognition today, someone can be a mummy for Halloween. I'm not wasting this crap.

Whoever told Akaya the concept of banana flambe... thanks. Now he's not going to stop bugging me until I light some fruit on fire.

Open cooking demonstration on Friday. Followed by a night of drunkenness and/or accidental-slash-deliberate arson if Nioh gets hold of the liquor.

Details:

- BYOF (Bring Your Own Fire-extinguisher). I figure we're going to lose at least four due to random shenanigans.

- RSVP so I can call the hospital ahead of time and tell them how many beds to reserve in the burn unit.