FAIYAA

THIS IS SO NOT COOL.

Sun, 15 Feb 2009 05:51:54 GMT

I need to go buy a new PS2 controller.

@#$&@!.

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The little Tasmanian Devil ate halfway through mine. I tried to play MGS2 and he just RUNS AROUND IN FRICKING CIRCLES and none of the buttons work.

At least it didn't throw up on the floor again.
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P.S. I choose to willfully ignore every single 'chocolate' joke I suffered through yesterday.

Screw you guys.

And screw you harder for not sharing any. :|

AAAAAAGH

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 07:54:26 GMT

[Filtered to Akaya]

IT'S EATING EVERYTHING.

And it clawed me in the face.

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Since Kamio's a gimp now, we should get together and have a gaming tourney in his room this weekend.

YOU GUYS CANNOT TAKE A JOKE.

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 01:10:18 GMT

Okay, about the volcano thing?

I was only kidding, I swear.

I didn't mean it literally.

Men can like cute fluffy things too. But a line must be drawn.

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 05:54:03 GMT

I'm sick of homework and I'm going to the Pet Store to look at kittens.

I WILL ACCEPT OFFERS OF COMPANIONSHIP if said companions do not run around like crack monkeys and tap on the glass and ask if they can watch the snakes eating live mice.

~~THIS MEANS YOU AKAYA.~~

P.S. Cold weather still sucks. Why haven't you people invented magical personal heating devices yet? You've invented everything else.

P.P.S. Speaking of things you've invented... This is really @%&#$%ing disturbing.

OFFER'S ONLY GOOD ONCE!

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 06:07:01 GMT

Who wants to ~~watch me slide around on my ass like an idiot~~ go ice skating?

More fun than getting bitchslapped by Sanada.

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:18:09 GMT

If you guys think earthquakes are fun, you should try volcanoes.

No, really.

I could go for some of this.

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 05:21:19 GMT

You know what I want right now?

Yes.

And it's still too damn cold, here.

How do you people live in these temperatures?

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 07:44:09 GMT

Ok, seriously. I'm not dead.

I hate the cold. I had to practically drag myself from the paleolithic GLACIER that I swear is amassing in my room, just to get to the keyboard.

I was drinking coffee to stay warm, but when someone mistakenly thought I was having a seizure in passing, and all my homework papers were covered with coffee spills, I figured it was a good idea to scale back on the caffeine.

~~Damnit, I miss Brazil sometimes.~~

I need to go buy an eskimo parka or something. Jesus. I should be used to the seasonal weather shifts by now. Maybe I'm cold-blooded. Like a lizard.

Everyone ignores my ideas anyway, but I think we should have a tropical-themed party before Christmas OR FOR MY BIRTHDAY. HINT. HINT. HINT. Oh, who am I kidding. Bunta's going to put frosting on my head and everyone else will treat me like a pinata. I think I'd be sad to deviate from the usual. It's not a birthday until I bruise.

If we do, I'm not making bananas again. ~~At least pineapples aren't phallic.~~

... Whaa?

Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:28:12 GMT

The fuck?

Who haxx0r3d my icon?

This really isn't funny.

I wonder what would happen if I really looked like that.

EDIT: Oh, and any FAIYAAfox jokes, and you can go to Hell. :)

Friggin' Kanji.

Tue, 09 Sep 2008 06:18:18 GMT

GOD I HATE JAPANESE SOMETIMES.

You all write chicken-scratch. I could come up with a more readable form of written language if I stuck a pencil up my butt and squatted over some paper.

P.S. Akaya, if you ninja-swap my cellphone ringtone to 'bananaphone' one more time, I'm going to eat you.

Thanks, guys.

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:01:43 GMT

I'm never eating bananas again.

I am not chocolate.

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:24:25 GMT

So, someone had the genius idea of dressing me up in a sheet painted to look like a candy bar wrapper.

No, really.

You know you want to.

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:18:40 GMT

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NO IT IS NOT A RICKROLL I WOULD NOT DO THAT TO YOU GUYS. Seriously.

I went to the drugstore...

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:49:14 GMT

I went to the drugstore to buy rolls of gauze bandages and antiseptic spray. The salesclerk looked at me weird.

For once, it wasn't because I'm a foreigner.

If nobody gets burned beyond recognition today, someone can be a mummy for Halloween. I'm not wasting this crap.

Yes, you set the fruit on fire.

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:09:40 GMT

Whoever told Akaya the concept of banana flambe... thanks. Now he's not going to stop bugging me until I light some fruit on fire.

Open cooking demonstration on Friday. Followed by a night of drunkenness and/or accidental-slash-deliberate arson if Nioh gets hold of the liquor.

Details:

- BYOF (Bring Your Own Fire-extinguisher). I figure we're going to lose at least four due to random shenanigans.

- RSVP so I can call the hospital ahead of time and tell them how many beds to reserve in the burn unit.